“It’s Only 92,” They Said…

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Today’s “feels like” temperature in St. Louis touched 115°F (45.6°C).

Let me repeat that.

Forty-five point six degrees Celsius.

I grew up in Pune, India. I’ve survived Indian summers, power cuts, cricket matches under the afternoon sun, and city buses with windows that barely closed, so forget about functioning AC.

Yet I can honestly say…I don’t remember ever voluntarily standing in weather that felt like 45.6°C.

Because St. Louis doesn’t just get hot.

It gets… creatively humid.


A few summers ago, some of our relatives visited from New Jersey in August.

The forecast proudly announced 92°F.

They looked at the weather app, laughed, and declared, “Oh, that’s nothing! We grew up in India. We know heat.”

I tried explaining.

“No… this isn’t the same 92.”

They smiled politely, the universal expression for ‘You’ve clearly become soft after living in America.’

I tried again.

“It’s the humidity.”

Again came the confident response.

“We’ve seen Indian summers.”

At this point, I knew there was only one way to settle the debate.

Science.

We all walked outside.

Five minutes later…

Nobody wanted to continue the experiment.

The children looked wilted.

And the adults, the same people who had confidently dismissed my warning were now saying, “Okay… this is different.”

Exactly.

Case closed.


That’s the thing about St. Louis.

The thermometer reports one number.

Your body files a completely different report.

You don’t walk outside.

Walking from the front door to the mailbox somehow feels like a medium-distance endurance event.

Your glasses fog.

So yep, as the phone suggests, maybe one should stay indoors today.


People often ask me whether I miss the Indian heat.

Honestly?

I miss Indian heat because it usually felt…predictable.

St. Louis heat feels personal.

It looks at you and says, “Oh…you wanted to breathe? That’s adorable.”


So today, as the “feels like” temperature reached 115°F, I officially stopped comparing it to India.

This isn’t a competition.

They’re simply two different species of hot.

One is “It’s hot.”

The other is “The atmosphere appears to be simmering.”

And if anyone ever tells me, “It’s only 92 degrees…”

I’ll smile.

I’ll hand them a bottle of water.

And I’ll quietly wait five minutes.

Experience remains the world’s fastest teacher.

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    fancyninjab63106a9e5

    Mumbai’s climate is also humid like St.Louis. Even at home, if you are doing some physical activity, you will sweat a lot. We are used to it now. It is difficult for us to tolerate summer in dry cities like Pune , Vadodara.

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